You know you are addicted to the internet when...
* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
* Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
* You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
* All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the Internet: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3
* And even your night dreams are in HTML.
* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.
* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
* You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
* You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
* All of your friends have an @ in their names.
* Your dog has its own home page.
* You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
* Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
* You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
* You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
* Your wife makes a new rule: the computer can't come to bed.
* You forget what year it is.
* You start to tilt your head sideways to smile. :-)
* You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours a month "unlimited."
* Your wife says communication is important in a marriage so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
* As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
So the question is did you agree with any of this?
* Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
* You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
* All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the Internet: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3
* And even your night dreams are in HTML.
* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.
* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
* You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
* You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
* All of your friends have an @ in their names.
* Your dog has its own home page.
* You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
* Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
* You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
* You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
* Your wife makes a new rule: the computer can't come to bed.
* You forget what year it is.
* You start to tilt your head sideways to smile. :-)
* You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours a month "unlimited."
* Your wife says communication is important in a marriage so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
* As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
So the question is did you agree with any of this?
7 Comments:
At 12:14 AM, December 05, 2005, The Stallion said…
LOL! I agree with ALL of it!
Great post!
At 11:24 AM, December 05, 2005, Unknown said…
the stallion So you are definately an addict!
Just keep it up while single :P
When you are off the market just make sure you check your self in some rehabilitation center.
That is if you don't want to fall back in single life again. ;P
And thank you :)
At 5:43 PM, December 05, 2005, Unknown said…
please don't tell me this Hey I am glad you had a good laugh!
There is alittle addict in all of us... ;)
At 1:49 AM, December 06, 2005, The Stallion said…
Oh if I get back on the market I lose interest when it comes to the internet especially when I'm arround the girl!
At 3:24 PM, December 06, 2005, Unknown said…
the stallion
Wow wow what do u mean "IF"? you suppose to say "when" you out of the market.
Hey am glad to hear that. Didn't want you to be given any ultimatum on chosing btw her or the computer.
;)
At 11:37 PM, December 06, 2005, The Stallion said…
The girl is more important that the computer! I can spend alot of time with the computer later on but I need my QT and TLC with/from my girl!
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